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realized i never did one of these... I'm Katie! I'm just some weird internet teenager.

I like to code weird stuff. As of late, I've primarily been writing my personal projects in Go. No other language seems to foment the same sense of pure ambivalence in me that Go can.

I also like to make bad music sometimes, and if I'm bored enough I'll make the odd conlang.

That's about it, I suppose. Howdy y'all! 😎

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petition for gargamel to do the punk rock thing and never add content ID to mastodon

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pol, ice, db :))) Show more

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hooktube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7O

>>> all of you fascists bound to lose
you bound to lose you fascists bound to lose <<<

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graphics programming a.k.a 'number massage'

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You know what I would love to do for work?

Contract out to community groups for 1-6 month stretches where I help them gain ownership over their tech needs by setting things up in house

AND

train members of their existing community on how to maintain and continue to develop those resources after that.

i hate that mutual frustration that happens when you call phone carrier customer service and neither of u can get what u want from each other

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(Spokesperson voice)
We’re not like other companies. At GoodCo, we are committed to NEVER dumping a bucket of ants on you while you sleep.

seeing a site like sdf.org exist in 2018 just makes me so happy

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In America, we count time using potatoes and mississippis. Look, we just really don't like the Metric System

realized i never did one of these... I'm Katie! I'm just some weird internet teenager.

I like to code weird stuff. As of late, I've primarily been writing my personal projects in Go. No other language seems to foment the same sense of pure ambivalence in me that Go can.

I also like to make bad music sometimes, and if I'm bored enough I'll make the odd conlang.

That's about it, I suppose. Howdy y'all! 😎

i just got so frustrated with a customer service robot on the phone that i swore and ranted at it for two minutes straight

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an olive garden commercial written by a bot that watched 1000 hours of olive garden commercials